My life right now

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/27/2017 at 16:23 • Filed to: None

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I’ve been sitting—in park—midspan for 15 minutes because of an accident. AND I REALLY HAVE TO PEE.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 16:31

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Maybe open the driver door and stand shielding your eyes like Washington crossing the Delaware as if you’re looking at the accident in the distance and hope nobody notices what you’re really up to?

It’s not like you’ll be the first person to take a whiz on that bridge. Not like you’ll be the only one peeing on it that instant either.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 16:34

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Is there a bottle nearby?

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 16:41

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You’re over a river. What’s the problem?

Aremmes > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 16:44

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Open the door and do a squat-n-squirt behind it. Does your car have rear doors? Open both driver-side doors and do it in between them.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 16:51

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Go pee at the scene of the accident.

AuthiCooper1300 > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 17:05

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There used to be a song called Yellow River, right, back in the day...?

Chariotoflove > AuthiCooper1300 06/27/2017 at 17:14

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If it were only yellow, that would be an improvement for most city rivers.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 06/27/2017 at 17:18

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It says a lot about me that when I first read it, I interpreted as you asking if there was alcohol handy to help pass the time.

AuthiCooper1300 > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 17:34

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I imagine you are talking about the water.

Alf Romio > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 17:39

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I keep an empty Costco milk jug in the car for this very reason...as long as I remember to empty it...

Chuckles > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 06/27/2017 at 17:49

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This is why you should always keep an empty bottle or two in the car.

Your boy, BJR > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 17:52

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Lol GWB

Your boy, BJR > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 17:53

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I misread it as “battle” and thought “OH FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS.”

Honeybunchesofgoats > Your boy, BJR 06/27/2017 at 18:13

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Thankfully no, it’s Ben Franklin in Philly. At least that sort of shitshow is uncommon on the Ben Franklin.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 06/27/2017 at 18:38

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Also let’s be honest, it’s Philly. I guarantee it’s not the worst thing someone has done in public.

Chariotoflove > AuthiCooper1300 06/27/2017 at 20:16

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I imagine so too.